Crazy Angrezi

After spending what could have been an hour in the queue,I finally submitted all the papers in my hand at the submission desk
The man at the counter looked up to me and asked "Bring the 'virginal' copy" The expression on my face must have looked really terible cause the girl next to me said "He is asking for the 'original' copy" of the result sheet." The man reiterated
"madam, if you has the' verginal' copy then submit it or come tumaro".
Unable to bear such an insult of my dear language,I wanted to shout,
"abbe hindi mein bol!" But the man did not seem to have any intension
of abandoning his beloved angrezi!
Most of us indians tend to use huge jawbreaking words without even knowning their proper meaning.This reminds me of the day when my dear neighbour along with her cousin and cousin's friend and friend's children came to my place to watch the cricket match with the reason that their tv set was not working.(the actual reason being the delicious smell of pakodas from our kitchen).Pathan hit a sixer and my neighbours cousins friend screamed at once "what a 'confidential' shot !" I laughed my lungs out when later on I came to know that he meant to say 'confident shot' .
Ok now, the Indish phrases like 'akhri ke end mein' , 'round circle ke paas' are not new to us.Yes, english is a crazy language but this Indish Angrezi can at times, make you go crazy!!!!!!!!